I’ve had insomnia for as long as I can remember. SO ANNOYING. I should be sleeping because in about five hours I’m going to have to bring my a-game to the breakfast table with my children. When this happens, sometimes I like to make lists of things that I could do to make me sleepy…
- Read a book
- Watch the RHONJ because they are BORING AF
- Pour myself a large night cap.
- Text everyone I know to see who’s still up and wants to entertain me
- Sort all of my kids damn socks
- Sort all of my kids damn shoes
- Spy on my neighbors who are already putting up Christmas decorations
- Take Wrigley for a walk… naahh, too cold out.
- Clean the food out of the cushions on my couch
- Just say , ” FUCK IT!” and open a bottle of wine while I watch Netflix.
I’ll let you decide which one I chose. It’s working nicely.