Insomnia is the friend no one invited to the party.

I’ve had insomnia for as long as I can remember. SO ANNOYING. I should be sleeping because in about five hours I’m going to have to bring my a-game to the breakfast table with my children. When this happens, sometimes I like to make lists of things that I could do to make me sleepy…

  1. Read a book
  2. Watch the RHONJ because they are BORING AF
  3. Pour myself a large night cap.
  4. Text everyone I know to see who’s still up and wants to entertain me
  5. Sort all of my kids damn socks
  6. Sort all of my kids damn shoes
  7. Spy on my neighbors who are already putting up Christmas decorations
  8. Take Wrigley for a walk… naahh, too cold out.
  9. Clean the food out of the cushions on my couch
  10. Just say , ” FUCK IT!” and open a bottle of wine while I watch Netflix.


I’ll let you decide which one I chose. It’s working nicely.

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